1、我不想知道你有病,别表现得这么明显好吗?
I don't want to know you're sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?
2、看你长着一张人的脸,却有一颗禽兽不如的心。
You have a human face, but you have a heart inferior to animals.
3、我不是草船,你的箭不要往我这里放。
I'm not a straw boat. Don't put your arrow here.
4、我不是看不起你,而是压根就懒得理你。
I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
5、没文化可以学,长得丑可以整,你心眼坏,真的没法治。
No culture can learn, ugly can be cosmetic, you have a bad heart, there is really no rule of law.
6、你是吃了扑腾蛾子吗?这么能闹腾。
Did you eat a fluttering moth? It's noisy.
7、人类进化的时候,你是躲起来了吗?
When humans evolved, did you hide?
8、我说怎么下不了雨,原来是你给我整无语了。
I said why it couldn't rain. It turned out that you were speechless for me.
9、现在的手机这么智能吗?猪都能拱字了。
Are mobile phones so smart now? Pigs can arch.
10、在键盘上撒把米,鸡的走位都比你强。
Sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard and the chicken is better than you.
11、拿你当人看的时候,你尽量装得像一点。
When you are seen as a person, you try to act like it.
12、人类进化的时候,你是躲起来了吗?
When humans evolved, did you hide?
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